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Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I swear, one chick said she’d only hook up if I barked like a dog—fuckin loco, right? Told her, “I’m Tony Montana, I don’t bark, I bite!” Sex-dating’s a trip, mang—half the time you laugh, half the time you wanna shoot somebody. “This is all we need,” Eve says—nah, I need a chica who don’t catfish me with 10-year-old pics. Stay real out there, or Tony’s comin’ for ya—say hello to my little friend!

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Then, I hit up the market on Torget. It’s packed! I’m tryin’ to get some fresh veggies for my stew. I’m all about that healthy life, ya know? But these folks are pushin’ and shovin’. I’m like, “Chill, people! It’s just carrots!” I finally snag some, but then I see this old lady drop her bag. I rush over to help, and she’s like, “Thank you, young man!” I’m feelin’ like a hero for a sec.

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